miwrighting:

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

soon

(Source: mifti, via dollfacexox23)

Timestamp: 1404606410

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

(via instagrampa)

Timestamp: 1404605571

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

(Source: trencly, via hi)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via hi)

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

(Source: nbhcannibal, via zackisontumblr)

"…and for the rest of the day we called him captain poopy shoes"

strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

(via b0dhi)

Timestamp: 1404337957

consultingkitkat:

vvankinq:

THOSE LONG VOGON FLIGHTS

Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice

(Source: iraffiruse, via bitchfromacrossthestreet)

Timestamp: 1402806770

(Source: punk-, via evolutional)

Timestamp: 1402806623

amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

(via creeepsh0w)

Timestamp: 1402148883